28 pay-per-call APIs on x402. Trading intelligence (live BTC signals, CVD, order flow, liquidation heatmap, backtest), AI inference via Queen M2.7 456B MoE (summarize, classify, extract, translate, image-gen), and web utilities (screenshot, search, web-fetch, IP lookup, email validate, QR, PDF, domain, crypto price). No API keys, no signup. USDC on Base mainnet from bash.001/call.